26 October 2011

The Festival of Lies

 Deception is everywhere. 
Trust no one...

 This trailer is totally boring. It won't set your heart racing at all. We highly recommend you don't watch it.

Also, avoid this game like the plague.

It doesn't feature any of Sebastian's beautiful illustrations, 
and is not at all fun; so why would you bother?

And don't these two books look rubbish side by side?

Soo whatever you do, don't go and buy City of Lies

It contains no adventure to speak of.  Goldie just sits around doing nothing, and Toadspit and Bonnie are never in any danger at all. Broo goes on vacation, and Morg spends the whole book feathering her nest. 

What's that? Oh no - there's certainly no Slommerkin stalking the corridors of the Museum. 
I don't know where you heard that.

Isn't it terribly tedious that City of Lies is in your local bookshop right now?

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