One of the Onions just faxed and posted her US FEDERAL WRITE-IN ABSENTEE BALLOT. (You just write the name of the person you want to be president. Weird.)
Go little ballot paper, go!
In about three minutes, Sarah (I can see Russia from my house) Palin will take on Joe (I, also, was once parodied on Saturday Night Live. No really I was.) Biden.
The awesome Maureen Johnson will be live blogging it.