A few open letters

Dear Brain,

Whither thou goest, I apparently do not go.

Will you be returning any time soon or should I just turn off the computer and be done with it?

Yours,

Brainless

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Ahoy Books,

You're on your own for the weekend.

Don't get up to any mischief.

See you Monday.

xx

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Memo: glass of wine

Please report to the front desk for immediate consumption

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Dear Friday afternoon,

We must stop meeting like this... or not.

Eds